36 of the Most Relatable Gilmore Girls Quotes

Written by All Things Gilmore in Opinion

  1. “I’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron.” (Lorelai) 
  2. “Relationships need verbs.” (Lorelai)
  3. “I love you, you idiot.” (Rory)
  4. “But marriage is not about always being happy. It’s about compromise.” (Emily)
  5. “Oh my god, he kissed me.” (Rory)
  6. “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead.” (Lorelai)
  7. “You jump, I jump, Jack!” (Rory)
  8. “It is what it is. You, me.” (Jess to Rory)
  9. “I have liked you for some time now and I don’t think this feeling is going to go away.” (Lane to Zach)
  10. “It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.” (Lorelai) 
  11. “This thing we’re doing here — me, you — I just want you know I’m in. I’m all in.” (Luke to Lorelai)
  12. “Are you ever gonna ask me out? You flirt with me. You act like you like me.” (Rory to Logan)
  13. “You’re going to kiss me now? So incredibly predictable.” (Lorelai to Luke)
  14. “Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith.” (Rory) 
  15. “Mom, you’ve given me everything I need.” (Rory) 
  16. “I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.” (Rory) 
  17. “It’s always best to tell each other major life events, so there’s no awkwardness.” (Emily) 
  18. “Did you ever know that you’re my hero?” (Lorelai to Rory)
  19. “I don’t know if she ever realized the person I most wanted to be was her.” (Rory)
  20. “Having babies doesn’t mean you can’t be rock and roll!” (Zack to Lane) 
  21. “No men. Just lots and lots of Chinese food.” (Paris) 
  22. “It’s my responsibility as your best friend to make sure you do exciting things even when don’t want to.” (Sookie)
  23. “It’s times like these that you realize what is *truly* important in your life.” (Miss Patty) 
  24. “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” (Lorelai) 
  25. “You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.” (Lorelai) 
  26. “You have to sleep, it’s what keeps you pretty.” (Lorelai)
  27. “I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.” (Rory)
  28. “And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” (Lorelai)
  29. “The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn’t do.” (Lorelai)
  30. “We’re almost there & nowhere near it. All that matters is that we’re going!” (Lorelai)
  31. “Life’s short. Talk fast.” (Lorelai)
  32. “Reality has no place in our world!” (Lorelai)
  33. “Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism.” (Lorelai)
  34. “You’ve got to be patient and wait for what you want to appear, then pounce.” (Michel)
  35. “People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute.” (Logan)
  36. “I want to live my life so I can read an in-depth biography about myself in later years.” (Paris)

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